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getting pulled over

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 21, 2008, 2:18 PM
  • Mood: Unhappy
  • Listening to: the dog snore
  • Reading: my notes
  • Watching: Harry potter 3
  • Drinking: coffee
taking a break from the paper. Anyways got most of my notes done and have half my paper done so i deserve a break lol. Last night my sister took me to a club in a few towns over and had a BLAST. Dancing till the wee hours in the morning with a bunch of cute guys around watching girls spaz out because they cant dance. When we left, I had to drive my other "sister"s car. I swerved a little bit and then I had a cop pull up next to me, i was like crap. Then he got behind me and turned on his lights. I was like" AWWW CRAP" and he just talked to us after we explained to him that it wasnt my car so I wasnt used to it. I am used to having hard breaks where they are not sensitive as for her car is very sensative. So I got pulled over for the first time and was actually excited about it lol. I know I am such a dork. I rather be the sober driver than getting in an accident being drunk or worse. So I have to work on my paper now.
XOXO
Tiff

summer school and life

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 19, 2008, 3:21 PM
  • Mood: Unhappy
  • Listening to: kid rock
  • Watching: Harry potter 5
  • Drinking: rockstar
20 pages of psychology notes, a 6 page psychology paper, Memorization of the Gettysburg address, a 9 page history paper on the boston tea party, and being affected from my mental disorder, no wonder I havent done any artwork lately. That and I need a new camera lol. So I guess I better get started on everything because they are due soon. UGH

dear john letter

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 14, 2008, 8:50 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: the dog snore
  • Reading: blind decent
  • Watching: National Treasure 2
  • Drinking: iced coffee
Dear -John -
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realised it when I was taking a walk with Mr. and Mrs. Bush, and I saw you sit on my best friend.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how bad I have been feeling.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should know that I am making a movie about our friendship.
say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
- wildlife-


Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to da or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!


The Note:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-


The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes don't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

Who knew???

Journal Entry: Sat May 31, 2008, 11:50 AM
  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Listening to: my mom talk
  • Reading: Mates, dates, and tempting trouble
  • Watching: Harry Potter 3
  • Eating: sunflower seeds
  • Drinking: koolaid (oh yeeeaaahhh)
Who knew that one day trip with your best friend can turn into one really great day. Sam and I went to the mountains on Friday and I took both cameras. It was AMAZING!! I took loads of pictures on both cameras and I have many to upload. Just check them out.
My creative juices are flowing again!!!!
XOXO
Tiff

this is why

Journal Entry: Wed May 28, 2008, 9:57 PM
  • Mood: Uneasy
  • Listening to: the psychology lecture
  • Reading: of mice and men
  • Watching: Harry Potter 5
  • Eating: gum
  • Drinking: tea
Psychology, History , Health and Wellness, Trying to achieve 3 degrees and 2 certificates. All what I do in the name of school. I am going for a liberal arts degree, a history degree, and a wildlife biology degree. I am also going for my communications and plant science certificates. I also do not have a camera to work with. This is why no new photos are being uploaded. I apologize!!